Share your favourite jokes! (:

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Mum has chemo every 3 weeks and I never go with her because dad always insists on going. Instead I find the worst jokes and puns possible to send her. They act as a distraction for mum and actually help me feel less stressed throughout the day too. I always end up laughing at how bad they are! So lets start a thread of everyone's favourite jokes because it may be the reason someone smiles after a really hard day! What are the best worst jokes or puns that you know??